Jokes....

OK. This joke has to do with politics so take no offence to it. In an airplane there is Bill Clinton and George Bush. The are having a contest to try to make the most people in Israel happy. So, Bill Clinton throws $1 out the window and makes one person happy. Then George Bush throws out $20 and makes 20 people happy. The Bill Clinton throws out $1000 out the window and makes 1000 people happy. Then George Bush pushes Bill Clinton out the window and makes everybody happy.

Next. John Kerry is in an airplane with, 2 soldiers, a general, and the pilot. Well, they were flying over Iraq and the pilot says,"Oh no! One of our engines have been shot! Someone needs to jump!" So, one of the soldiers jumps out with a parachute. Then a few hours later the pilot says,"Jeez! another one of our engines have been shot!" So, the second soldier jumps out with the last parachute. One hour later the pilot says,"We have only one engine left! Someone needs to jump without a parachute!" The general then says,"I will do this in honor of my country!" Then shoves John Kerry out of the plane.