Funnies =)

There was a man that was dieing from thirst. He had been traveling for 2 days in the hot, hot desert. In the middle of the third day he sees a glass of water sitting on the ground. he starts crawling toward it and starts moaning,"Water...Water." Then when he finally reaches the cup he pulls out a comb from his back pocket and dips the comb in and start to brush his hair.