So funny...from my cousin Kendal Kelly

Ha ha, this is really absurd!
> 42 Weird Things You Would Never Know!! >>>

1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head.>>

2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the >toughest tongue twister in the English language. >>

3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have>over a million descendants.>>

4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in >your ear by 700 times. >>

5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title>14, Section 1211 of the C
ode of Federal Regulations, implemented on July>16, 1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles?>>

6.) In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a Superman somewhere.>>

7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.> >

9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales>>

10) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. >>

11.) If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib. If you try to >suppress a sneeze you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and>die. If you keep your eyes open by force they can pop out. >>

12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no >one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.>> &nbsp ;

13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. >>

14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. >>

15.) More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or>received a telephone call.>>

16.) Horses can't vomit. >>

17.) Butterflies taste with their feet. >>

18.) In 10 minutes, a category three hurricane releases more energy>than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.>>

19.) On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every >year.>>

20.) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.>>

21.) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived >immigrant s.>>

22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for >dating are already married.>>

23.) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.>>

24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.>>

25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs. >>

26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men. >>

27.) Americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza every day.
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28.) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every >year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the >weight of all the books that would occupy the building.>>

29.) A snail can sleep for three years.>>

30) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." > >

31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and>ears never stop growing.>>

32) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.>>

33.) All polar bears are left handed. >>

34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,>including their eyebrows and eyelashes.>>

35.) &nbs p;An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >>

36.) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the>letters on only one row of the keyboard.>>

37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. >>

38.) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.>She would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall.>>

39.) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.>>

40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. >>

41.) It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.>>

42.) Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their>elbow. >