Here is a LAUGH

Police cadets are being trained in the finer points of recognizing suspects. To test their skills, the superior officer holds up a photo of a mean looking dude, and then hides it.

"This is you suspect,"He tells the group of three."Describe him."
The first cadet says," He’s an ugly looking, one eyed guy."
" You only see one eye because the photo is a profile," the officer says patiently.
He flashes the photo at the second cadet. " Here’s the perp. What do you do?"
Id round up all the one eyed crooks."
"I told you, it’s a photo of his profile!" the officer repeats.
The third cadet pipes up," The suspect wears contact lenses."
"That’s true," says the officer, relieved that on of the new recruits is on the ball. " How did you conclude that?"
"Easy." Says the cadet. "He can’t wear glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Credit to the reader’s digest August 2003