Adventures with Poo (not the bear)

Today I was changing Paisley on the changing table after a poopy diaper. I had forgotten to get the new diaper all unfolded and ready to go but this usually isn't a problem because she hasn't peed on me in a while. Today was different. She started to pee all over the changing table so I stood her up on the changing table so she wouldn't get urine all over her clothes! As she was standing there watching me try to figure out how to clean up the mess she squatted a little bit and started to poo. She had her head down watching it fall onto the changing table after it bounced off her legs a couple times. She started to reach down to pick it up and I grabbed her hands very fast. Now I had a bigger mess to clean up and I really didn't know what to afterall I am not experience in this area. I decided to take her to the sink and splash water on her bum to clean off the urine and hopefully some of the poo. She started to scream because the water was cold but I didn't have time to let the water get warm. After a couple splashes I stopped. I took her back into her room and found a towel. I laid her on the towel on the ground. She was screaming still but now I needed to clean up the pee and poo on the changing table. I grabbed some wipes and picked up the poo and wiped down the changing table. After it was dry I put Paisley back on it so that I could once again attempt to put a fresh diaper on her. Now I know people like Martissa and Rebecca who have shared many a poo story probably think it is funny, but me being inexperienced have yet to find the humor in it!