Dad's Joke

Blonde Joke: The blonde loved to ride a horse. She went out and mounted up and was traveling along, waving her head and her hair was blowing in the wind and she was having the time of her life. She held the reins tightly in her hand and everything was going just fine. All of the sudden she slipped and her foot caught in the stirrup and held her tight and she went bouncing along the ground. Her head kept bouncing, boing boing, and her hair went flying through the dirt. She pulled hard on the reins trying to get the horse to stop but he kept going. She tried to pull herself up and get back mounted but she couldn't get up because the horse was going so fast and her head was bouncing on the ground. At this point things looked pretty bad. Just then the walmart manager came out of the building and ran over and unplugged the horse. HAHA!